Sexy underwear is like foreplay. - Tom Jones
You're not crazy, you're rich. - Ed McMahon
If, if, if. If grandpa didn't have balls he'd be grandma. Flora, The Real World.
I'm having fun, it's so cool. I already broke my hand. - Boy at 97 Lollapalooza
Hell, Madonna was shy until I told her to wear her drawers on the outside and hello to bill, Mr. Dollar Bill. Figgy Foster, MTV commercial.